1: Really, what's up?
2: According to these numbers, and this mountain of customer feedback cards that I didn't even know we had, Another isn't living up to his promise.
1: I know, I know. He made us look bad yesterday.
2: And today, and the day before yesterday. It's worse than the time we put Someone Else in charge.
1: You're exaggerating.
2: I'm not exaggerating. And frankly, I saw this coming.
1: Don't give me that one, Two. He had us both sold on him, right from the start.
2: It was am impressive little show he put on. What a fraud.
1: It's not fraud, he didn't mean to do this.
2: Then you tell me what happened to the guy we interviewed.
1: He was scared, needed a job. So he went out and got this one.
2: You forgot the part where he lied to get it.
1: He wasn't lying. You know he wasn't, Two. He meant every word of what he said. We both believed him.
2: He was real good at acting like the guy we wanted. That sly bastard.
1: But he's got so much potential, maybe we should see if he can grow into the role.
2: Screw that. This isn't difficult. He could do it if he wanted.
1: He'll do it. Remember what he showed us in the interviews? He could be anyone!
2: Then why hasn't he been the guy we need him to be? You know, the guy we hired him as.
1: I'll talk to him about it. Just give me some time.
2: We don't have time, look at him out there.
1: I can't bear to look. I already know what he's doing.
2: That's more than he knows.
1: He knows what he's doing, Two. He's not dumb. He distracted by something. He cares about something else.
2: He doesn't care at all! He should be put out of his misery.
1: He obviously hates this situation just as much as we do.
2: Let's cut him right now, he should be thrilled to go home early.
1: Don't kid yourself, he's just like anyone else. He'll be disappointed.
2: If he could be anybody, but doesn't do anything, then the least he should be is disappointed.
Another: I am.
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